Minggu, 31 Maret 2013

All Angels Are Not Created Equal

Then Came
Jaclyn, Kate, Cheryl, Shelly & Tanya

Jaclyn Smith
Jaclyn Never Seemed To Fit In This Role.
Should Have Been On "Dynasty" or
Played The Lead In "Mannequin" (hummm, "Mannequin"...Didn't Kim Cattrall Star In That?):
I Feel So Cheap







 

 
Kate Jackson
The Cute But Skinny Angel
 
 
Kate Would Have Made A Great "Nancy Drew" ("Nancy Drew. Didn't Pamela Sue Martin Star In That?):
I Feel So Cheaperish
Both Jaclyn & Kate Kept The Jewels In The Safe
Even Farrah Debated It For Years Until One Day Realizing It Wasn't Going To Last Forever And Went For It. 

Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It Is To Send Me The Hottest Kate Or/And Jaclyn Pic You Can Find
JD's Celebrity Nude Century
 
Cheryl Ladd
Whoaaa! Didn't See That Comin'!
And We're Off...
Even Cheryl Slipped A Nip Before Britany
 
The Next Angel Up To Bat...
Shelly Hack
It Was About This Period "The Angels"
Where Falling Out Of Favor With America
No Farrah...No Ratings.
 
Tanya Roberts
Hey, It's Midge From "That 70s Show"!
 
 
"Does My Butt Look Big?"
"Alright, Alright...You've Made Me Wet"
"NO! It's Not OK To Touch Yourself When You
Hear Your Parents Having Sex?"
 

Best Ever "Charlie's Angel"!!!

Farrah Fawcett
Best Charlie's Angel Ever!
Famous For:
  • Being The Hottest Charlie's Angel In History (Jill Monroe)
  • From My Home In Corpus Christi, Texas
  • Appeared In 4 Episodes Of "The Six Million Dollar Man" Where She Met Lee Majors
  • Farah's Famous ("Nipple") Poster Remains The Highest Selling Poster In History.
    • 12,000,000 Copies Were Sold
    • Farrah Was An Unknown Actress At The Time. Had Not Signed For "Charlie's Angels" Yet
    • She Made More Money From Her Poster Than She Did From Her Years On "Charlie's Angels"
  • "Charlie's Angels" Was Originally A TV Movie
  • Her Hair ("The Farrah Flip") Became An International Sensation, Copied By Women Around The World.
  • "Charlie's Angels" Was The First "T & A" (Tits & Ass) or "Jiggle TV" Produced In America. Eat That "Baywatch"
  • Farrah Approached Playboy Requesting Her "Gold" Shoot At The Age Of 50.
The 50th Birthday Shoot Was Farrah's Idea. 
She Was Very Excited About It
Planning For Months Before The Big Day
  • Married Lee Majors (1973-1982)
    • Changed Her Professional Name To Farrah Fawcett Majors During That Period
  • Had A Romatic Relationship & Son Out Of Wedlock With Ryan O'Neal (1979-1997)
    • Notice The Overlapping Dates Between Majors & O'Neal.  Apparently Had A Problem With Lee's Dating During Their Marriage.

  • "Myra Breckenridge" (1970)
    • 1st Farrah Nipple Exposed On Screen.  We Were In The Digital Age Before Anyone Could See It Though.
  • "Logan's Run" (1976)
  • "Charlie's Angels" (1976-1980 TV)
  • "Saturn 3" (1980)
    • 2nd Farrah Nipple Exposed On Film. You Could Almost Catch It On Your VCR. Damn Shaking Tapety, Tape, VCR Tape Thingy! You Kids Better Appreciate Your Digital Toys.  Now Get Off My Lawn. 
    • I Digress. It Was An Exciting Event:
  • "Cannonball Run" (1981)
  • "The Burning Bed" (1984 TV)
    • First Time The Press & Public Noticed She Might Be Much More Talented Than Suspected
  • "The Apostle" (1995)

 Farrah Pulled A Few "Lindsay Lohans" Before Lindsay, Britney Or Paris Were Born:
This One's From "Charlie's Angels". 
Got Missed In Editing. Yeah, Right.
And We're Back To Showing The Goods On Purpose














 
"My Boobs Are So Great They Bring A Tear To MY Eyes"